This far, my intership with Yahoo Sports Radio has been adventurous for a variety of reasons. I've learned much about the radio industry and met some great people. Until this point, I had not faced much adversity...until Thursday afternoon.
What I went through was not related to radio as much as life in general, although my epic journey did occur while doing something for the station.
As an intern, you typically get lower end tasks to do that really do not pertain to the show and this was one of them. My job was to navigate through traffic and pick up P.F. Changs for a few of the guys.
There was a good amount going on with the MLB Trade Deadline and I had already done a good amount of guest booking and sound bite cutting for the guys.
The restaurant is only three miles away, but I knew it would take a good 15 minutes to get there due to Houston traffic so I was ready for a very boring trip with tons of horn honking for no reason.
Less than a quarter of a mile into the trip, it turned out my boring drive to P.F. Changs would be very eventful. My red minivan was not accelerating and the steering wheel began to lock up.
I knew my car was running out of gas but did not know why. I knew that the risk of this happening was high because my minivan's gas gauge has been broken, but I use odemeter miles to keep track of when I need gas.
The odometer was reading 274 and my minivan gets about 21-22 miles per gallon with a tank that is at least 20 gallons. I typically fill up with 17-18 gallons if gas every 325-350 miles, yet my car was failing me at this very in opportune time.
At this moment I was prepared to take a number one and number two in my pants...at the same time. I thought about what to do for a split second as I was on a busy road with no shoulder. That means there's tons of businesses with parking lots around and I remembered that I was right by a gas station.
I turned left into that gas station like I was Jeff Gordon and prayed my car could coast to the pump. While my car didn't quite make it to the pump, it at least made it over the small hump to the gas station parking lot.
i used the last morsel of gas I had to straighten myself out so that I could push myself to the pump. I put the van in neutral and began to perform the old offensive lineman drills I did in middle school and high school football.
i knew proper run blocking form but I could never execute it in high school since I had a short wingspan, was about 5'9, weighed 215, and could not bench 100 pounds. That is not the case as I am now a trim 160-165 pound hunk of man who lifts daily.
Thank goodness I'm in good shape because I needed every ounce of strength to push my car to the pump and did so successfully.
I cannot imagine what the people who were watching my display thought, especially when you add the fact that I was ridiculously run blocking my car in a Jean Segura Milwaukee Brewers jersey.
It cost about $95 to fill up my tank as it apparently used around 26 gallons of gas, much higher than the 20-21 gallons I thought it held. After that fiasco, i hauled my rear to P.F Changs as quickly as possible, weaving in and out of traffic like I was in a Fast and Furious movie.
I picked up an order that I did not even know was correct or not since it was in the name of someone I did not know, and I made it back to the radio station after a 40 minute trip I will never forget.
Much like all my stories, this one had a happy ending as the order I picked up was correct and I got the food to the guys while the show was on break because of the agility I showed running up three flights of stairs.
I told the guys the story and we all enjoyed a hardy chuckle at both my expense and at how rediculous my reflexes are. I was rewarded by the guys with $15 for my efforts and a close call that I can laugh about the rest of my life.